therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy

(via smile-laugh-love-enjoy)

roarkshop:

aqueousserenade:

coledownlow:

I love this quote. I love this movie.

This scene impressed me so much when I first saw it. It still fills me with… idk something. I love it.

Still one of my favorite lines from a movie ever. 

(via girlyjames)

balancingstatesofmind:

24 Times Employees Lied About Their Mental Health For Fear Of Discrimination

“I found it easier to say I had a migraine than that I couldn’t stop crying.”

(via oldpinebones)

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(via boblob-law)

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man: I never filled out an application.
  • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee:
  • Man:
  • Employee:
  • Man: Fuck you, slut.

naldouze:

greencladprince:

vigiiante:

greencladprince:

I have this headcanon that Ganondorf always wears that gem thing on his forehead because he has a gross birthmark on his forehead and he likes to cover up~

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I kinda think it’s because of this.

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Look at his scaarrrrr

It’s a recurring thing between games. 

YyyAsss!!
It would be so cool to see that very same scar on all the ganondorfs~!

You know what they say…

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(via samrgarrett)

sixpenceee:

Famous Failures

I stumbled upon this video a long time ago and it honestly made me feel a lot better.

"If you’ve never failed, you’ve never lived."

I could not fit everyone mentioned in the video in this post so be sure to give the video a look.

WATCH IT HERE

(via trulysophisticat)

nyansdailyadventures:

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

damn

(via tepitome)

owlturdcomix:

I have a vision.

image | twitter | facebook

(via trulysophisticat)

livenudegirl:

g0ldmatter:

kimiknoxxx:

So here’s the deal with this picture. I fucking LOATHE this picture. Its fucking garbage. Some girl I used to follow on instagram posted this awhile back and every time I see it, my blood boils. Let me tell you why…
First and for most; what does that even mean? “keep dancing for these bands and you’ll never dance for these bands”? I’m sorry, that makes no fucking sense. It’s not cute, it’s not witty or funny or anything. It’s just dumb. I don’t even get like the wedding thing? Like sure, you have a first dance and shit at your wedding, but what does dancing have to do with a wedding band? Nothing. Dumb.
Second, this bitch posted it to start up some shit. Her man must have been up in the club or something. And all her friends go “oh yeah babe totally agree!” like for real you guys?  I’d like to state that 98% of the dancers that I’ve worked with and gotten to know, are the most amazing people. And guess what? Most of them are married.
And the last thing I wanna say is this; this bitch is all hating on strippers and whatnot, but there she is, half naked on instagram, taking clothes off for some likes. While her single ass is getting naked for free on instagram, being soooooo much better than us, we are doing our thing, happily married (or happily taken), and making more money than this busted ass hoe. Take that shit somewhere! 👏👏👏
Rant over.

when people are uneducated yet highly opinionated about something…qksdfghlkDSGFH

Keep dancin for these bands, and you’ll never dance for these bands…. Unless your partner is open-minded, nonjudgemental, not jealous, and respects a person’s right to do what the fuck they want to do with their own body.Hmmmmm…. Doesn’t sound like a bad deal to me.

livenudegirl:

g0ldmatter:

kimiknoxxx:

So here’s the deal with this picture. I fucking LOATHE this picture. Its fucking garbage. Some girl I used to follow on instagram posted this awhile back and every time I see it, my blood boils. Let me tell you why…

First and for most; what does that even mean? “keep dancing for these bands and you’ll never dance for these bands”? I’m sorry, that makes no fucking sense. It’s not cute, it’s not witty or funny or anything. It’s just dumb. I don’t even get like the wedding thing? Like sure, you have a first dance and shit at your wedding, but what does dancing have to do with a wedding band? Nothing. Dumb.

Second, this bitch posted it to start up some shit. Her man must have been up in the club or something. And all her friends go “oh yeah babe totally agree!” like for real you guys?
I’d like to state that 98% of the dancers that I’ve worked with and gotten to know, are the most amazing people. And guess what? Most of them are married.

And the last thing I wanna say is this; this bitch is all hating on strippers and whatnot, but there she is, half naked on instagram, taking clothes off for some likes. While her single ass is getting naked for free on instagram, being soooooo much better than us, we are doing our thing, happily married (or happily taken), and making more money than this busted ass hoe. Take that shit somewhere! 👏👏👏

Rant over.

when people are uneducated yet highly opinionated about something…qksdfghlkDSGFH

Keep dancin for these bands, and you’ll never dance for these bands…. Unless your partner is open-minded, nonjudgemental, not jealous, and respects a person’s right to do what the fuck they want to do with their own body.

Hmmmmm…. Doesn’t sound like a bad deal to me.

(via stripperina)

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

(via girlyjames)

ellendegeneres:

itsallrobsten:

Ellen in the movies

Ellen’s been in all the big blockbusters.

(via princess-eunice)

tepitome:

A reminder from Emma Watson

tepitome:

A reminder from Emma Watson

(via tepitome)