kingmikewarren:

that one person who whenever they come online you just

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i smell friend

(via seriously-youknow)

sealfie:

justin bieber is a prime example of somebody who should not be famous anymore

(via riv3rstream)

edens-blog:

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

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this is an actual room of mirrors.

as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix

(via gigicalmess)

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

(via bastardlylove)

carbonbasedfangirl:

fuzzykitty01:

davusignavus:

rudimentree:

davusignavus:

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

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“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

image“perfect”
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she laughed so hard i think she exploded

It’s back and still beautiful!

oh my god

(via riv3rstream)

Science can be anticlimactic

spockisinthetardis:

marauders4evr:

Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM IN COLLEGE.

That is all.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST GET UP AND WALK OUT WITHOUT EXPLAINING MYSELF???

(via bastardlylove)

deux-zero-deux:

it actually is illegal. officers are required to wear their name tags for accountability purposes.
if a cashier can be penalized for being on the clock without a name tag, so can an officer. the biggest fucked up part about it is that you can’t even report it to their superiors because their superiors probably told them to remove their tags.

deux-zero-deux:

it actually is illegal. officers are required to wear their name tags for accountability purposes.

if a cashier can be penalized for being on the clock without a name tag, so can an officer. the biggest fucked up part about it is that you can’t even report it to their superiors because their superiors probably told them to remove their tags.

(via thecleverness-ofme)

mtthwlttl:

turnerkane:

"I can’t enter a room without telling everyone I’m gay. It’s a nervous thing. It’s worse with new people." {x}

amifunnyyetor winnwriter

(via pineappleonastick)

thinkiwannaharrylou:

you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming

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yeah cause they are

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oh cry me a river

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if i did you’d pollute it

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YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL

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ESTABLISHMENT PUPPET

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DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW

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I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK

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AND THAT LADIES AND GENTS IS HOW SHARPAY EVANS AND TROY BOLTON KISSED

(via bastardlylove)

kecky:

geqianjay:

我能想到最浪漫的事,就是和你一起慢慢变胖

the most romantic thing i could think of, is getting fat together with you

i’m gonna cry

(via mermmaid)

tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

(via chasingchelsea)

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

(via pyxieraven)

midnightwolfhowls:

avengersonna:

jessiepinkman:

chalresxavier:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

bruce banner fisting you when suddenly

The human torch fisting you when suddenly

What possessed you people to even think of this?

(via pyxieraven)

leiacakes:

kevinnc:

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

lmfao

I think my nephew has worn that exact outfit.
Oh….

leiacakes:

kevinnc:

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

lmfao

I think my nephew has worn that exact outfit.

Oh….