terminal-bisexuality:

60% of straight women say they would never date a bisexual. 50% of straight men say they would never date a bisexual. 40% of gay men and lesbians say they would never date a bisexual. Bisexuals are obviously just greedy. They’re just bisexual so they can sleep with fewer people and lose opportunities for relationships based solely on their sexual orientation. 

(via riv3rstream)

andythanfiction:

bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill:

probablyonfire:

I don’t think enough people understand that this is a reference to the fact that semen glows under UV light

and that Dateline was a show used to trap pedophiles and other sex offenders and arrest them

If Supernatural outright said HALF the things they blatantly imply via reference, they’d be banned from CABLE.

(via pyxieraven)

clothinthesand:

barbeauxbot:

rurone:

So I really love how the intro to Pacific Rim is, like, 90% plausible/whatever for the first two minutes. Massive tragedy in San Francisco, media and cultural response, blah blah blah

Then, completely straight-up, “So that’s when we decided to make giant robots.”

When life hands you lemons

you make giant robots

(via bregaladtheconqueror)

Martin Freeman’s drinking game: Take a sip every time someone mentions Benedict Cumberbatch in your interviews

(via abracadaver-abracadoomed)

sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

(via thisisheradventure)

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

image

(via thisisheradventure)

itswalky:

dumbing of age books always end in bed

peoplemagazine:

he’s so proud

(via letsjustsaywedid)

anneboleyns:

Rick O’Connell: a summary

(via letsjustsaywedid)

downtroddendeity:

rynnay:

unclewhisky:

we-the-antisocials:

This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

What a good thing is Terry Pratchett.

As a rule I have to reblog Terry Pratchett, even if I’ve already done so before.

Sir Pterry: gift to humanity.

downtroddendeity:

rynnay:

unclewhisky:

we-the-antisocials:

This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

What a good thing is Terry Pratchett.

As a rule I have to reblog Terry Pratchett, even if I’ve already done so before.

Sir Pterry: gift to humanity.

(via letsjustsaywedid)

classymike44:

The Parent Trap Dance.

(via letsjustsaywedid)

jaybird-gaybird:

Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

(via smilesometime)

queen-of-fallen-angels:

crowley-for-king:

magicalmusing:

samanddeanandcasarelove:

mishafer:

farrahda5hy:

mishafer:

Do you ever wonder about Balthazar’s vessel? Like, what if he was a button-down, conservative Christian guy who was so honoured to be chosen by an angel. And then the first night Balthazar has him as his vessel he gets drunk & has a huge fucking orgy. 

#i bet he was a kindergarten teacher

*Sunday school teacher.  

Kindergarten teacher at a private Christian school

Wow

image

It got better.

(via letsjustsaywedid)