January 2012
Your crush needs Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation
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Watchbeastrickwillis:
I…
DROPPED THE SCREW…
IN THE TUNA!!!1
REBLOG if you've been told you got a nice ass.
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When I was shopping today...
I found the awesome band that is Motion City Soundtrack…
Under the section labeled “film soundtracks.”
Fail.
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br0ken-walls:
lindsaylohanthony:
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After proving someone wrong.
I want a kiss at midnight.
December 2011
Watchsomethingbitter:
They’re so perfect
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My mom makes technology explode.
I was only gone for a day and now my laptop’s infected with a bunch of viruses.
Despite the fact I have McAfee.
Anonymous asked: you are desperate and pathetic as ever-living FUCK.
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
Last night was pretty wild.
I’m not sure what I drank.
All I know is I asked the bartender to make me something strong enough to get me fucked up and fruity enough to get me made fun of.
And it was delicious as ever-living FUCK.