April 26th, 2011 at 7:05PM

You cannot even begin to imagine how much I love proving stupid people wrong.

First I’m all, “The fuck did you just say? Is that what you believe?”

Then I’m all, “You’re dumb, and you’re dumb, and you’re dumb, and you’re dumb, and this is every reason why.”

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January 21st, 2011 at 3:01PM
Let’s NOT pretend that everything’s all right between us after you said ‘No wonder your father left you’ two hours after you said it. — Me at one of my exes
#wrong
January 18th, 2011 at 6:47PM

You cannot even begin to imagine how much I love proving stupid people wrong.

First I’m all, “The fuck did you just say? Is that what you believe?”

Then I’m all, “You’re dumb, and you’re dumb, and you’re dumb, and you’re dumb, and this is every reason why.”

3 notes #proof#Stephen Colbert#dumb#wrong